Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night (Abridged Version)

A crazy old geezer one day
said he'd grieved the sun on its way
With fierce tears did he fight
'gainst people turning off the light
Man, the nursing home staff earn their pay

The Raven (Abridged Version)

There once was a spooky old bird
That quoth a particular word
Dude opened the door
Thought it was Lenore
But it's just a raven, ya nerd